i don’t get how other countries have these really strict school uniform rules
and
then
there’s
German
students
not
giving
a
single
fuck
have some more:
Here in Canada the captain of our football team would just walk around on random days dressed like Marilyn Monroe. Except he never bothered to shave or anything, so more like Marilyn Chewbacca.
Suddenly everything makes sense…
“People with DSPD generally fall asleep some hours after midnight and have difficulty waking up in the morning.”
“Patients have little or no reported difficulty in maintaining sleep once sleep has begun.”
“Patients have a relatively severe to absolute inability to advance the sleep phase to earlier hours by enforcing conventional sleep and wake times.”
“Occasional noncircadian days may occur (i.e., sleep is ‘skipped’ for an entire day and night plus some portion of the following day), followed by a sleep period lasting 12 to 18 hours.”
“Attempting to force oneself onto daytime society’s schedule with DSPD has been compared to constantly living with 6 hours of jet lag; DSPD has, in fact, been referred to as ‘social jet lag’.”
“People with DSPD are unable to fall asleep before their usual sleep time, even if they are sleep-deprived. Sleep deprivation does not reset the circadian clock of DSPD patients, as it does with normal people.”
“Lack of public awareness of the disorder contributes to the difficulties experienced by people with DSPD, who are commonly stereotyped as undisciplined or lazy.”
Oh my gosh. My entire life suddenly makes sense.
Zombie Safe House.
Works for me.
What if they tip it, though?
It’s a modified garbage truck, so I’d be surprised if they could. The center of gravity is insanely low.
jesus :V
This is beautiful.
I HAVE.
AN INTENSE.
NEED.
psdo:
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Oh my god they’re adorable?!?!
I live in an island, so yesterday we had a really bad mist (like silent hill style) around the city ‘cause of the ocean and things like that. So what happened to show up inside of the mist? THIS DUDE! THIS DUDE SHOWED UP FROM NOWHERE WEARING THIS SILENT HILL PYRAMID HEAD COSPLAY AND JUST STOOD THERE! IN THE FUCKING MIDDLE OF THE STREET! FUCK! I ALMOST DIED WHEN I SAW THAT! To make it worst it was 2AM!
if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion
your uterus is worth $3.2 billion
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE
Maybe that’s why we get so emotional
did you just make an egg pun
